I WANNA BE A CHARLATAN is a four-part exploration of bodily fear, framed as a dialogue between a small child and a Denisovan. Through interrogation, the Denisovan seeks to uncover the child's sense of being—what frightens him, what stories shape him. The work operates as both a narrative and an excavation, tracing the boundaries of fear, memory, and identity through the lens of a primordial encounter.